George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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women's rights

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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