- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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