why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

adam hodgson !

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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