Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Democracy.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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dead dibbs

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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