Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What are annoying? Ads.

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http://www.com/

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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