- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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