- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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