- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Women's rights.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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