- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Serbian Film

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

I hate blackniggers

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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