What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

im telling maguire

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

su algato es en fuego

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's two plus two? Window

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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