- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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