Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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