- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Well this is pointless.....

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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