- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Well this is pointless.....

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