What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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