how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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