how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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