- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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