What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Iif your reading this ur gay

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

alert('The Game')

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A car walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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