- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Click here to end the world.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

You had better thumbs up this post.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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