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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anthony sucks

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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