What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

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