- Anti Joke

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

hey hey apple

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.