Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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