- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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