Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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