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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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