- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Rebecca Black sings a song.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A gay man watches football.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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