- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

2 black kids walk into school

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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