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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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