- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Who invented apple? God

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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