Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's your blood type? Red.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

you give like i give lomain

So these two girls have a cup .

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