- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Girls Lacrosse.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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