What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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mental kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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