A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Take part of what?

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Antijokes...

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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