Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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