what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Bob Saget that is all

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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ur an fagit

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Cripples are lame.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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