- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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