- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I was watching Fox news.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Bob Saget that is all

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

ur an fagit

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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