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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Rylan Clark

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Tim likes girls

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

one stop shop

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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