A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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