- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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