- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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