- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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