- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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