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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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