What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Anti Joke

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