- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Women's rights.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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