- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Anthony sucks

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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