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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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